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Funniest Christmas messages


As the holiday season approaches, it's time to spread some cheer and laughter with festive Christmas messages. Here are some of the funniest Christmas messages that are sure to bring a smile to your face:

1. "Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a New Year filled with all the things you hated about 2020... Except for the sweatpants."

2. "May your Christmas be filled with laughter, love, and enough eggnog to make you forget your own name."

3. "Merry Christmas! May your stockings be stuffed with more than just socks this year."

4. "Wishing you a holiday season filled with joy, peace, and enough candy canes to make your teeth rot."

5. "May your Christmas be as magical as finding a $20 bill in your coat pocket... Except way more magical."

6. "Merry Christmas! May your tree be as tall as a redwood and your decorations be as sparkly as a unicorn's horn."

7. "Wishing you a holiday season filled with more presents than Santa's sleigh and more cheer than Buddy the Elf."

8. "May your Christmas be as cozy as curling up by the fire with a good book... Except way cozier."

9. "Merry Christmas! May your stockings be overflowing with gifts, and may you have the energy to open them all without falling asleep."

10. "Wishing you a holiday season filled with enough hot cocoa to keep you warm all winter long."

These funny Christmas messages are perfect for spreading some holiday cheer and lightening the mood during this festive season. Whether you're sending them via text, email, or social media, they're sure to put a smile on your loved ones' faces. So go ahead, spread some laughter and joy this holiday season!


 

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